The LOVE software

Have you installed this software in your heart..? if you haven’t then please observe attentively the dialogue between the customer and the software operator.
I've got this from the discussion forum online that I have involved in 2003, unfortunately, I don't have the author's name as I only copy and paste it and kept it in my folder, and here is the dialogue that I have translated.

C : Hallo....!

O : Ya, Hallo..! can I help you?

C : I want to install the Love software, can you please tell me help me with the process?

O : Yes, of course with my pleasure, are you ready to do that?

C : Yes, but I don’t quite understand with the technical process, but I am ready to install it now, what do I have to do first?

O: The first step is to open your HEART drive, do you know where your HEART is?

C: Yes, but there are several programs are running at the moment, can I still install the software while these programs are running?

O: What programs are they?

C: Wait a moment..... and let me see what programs are active.
The programs that are running at the moment are:
BROKENHEARTED.EXE, REVENGE.EXE, HATE.COM, AND INFERIORITYCOMPLEX.EXE

O : Don’t worry, the LOVE Software will removed BROKENHEARTED.EXE from your operational system, and this program will remain in your memory, but it won’t be long because it struck down by other program. First, the LOVE software will strike out the INFERIORITYCOMPLEX.EXE with a module called SELFCONFIDENCE.EXE, however you must close the HATE.COM and REVENGE.EXE first, because those programs will make the LOVE software installation struggle to cope in the process and, can you close it?

C : I don’t know how to, can you please guide me…?

O : Of course, now go to the start menu then activate the FORGIVENESS.EXE, you must activate this all the time till the HATE.COM and REVENGE.EXE is removed.

C : Ok, …. I have, and the LOVE is starting to install automatically, is this normal?

O : Yes, and you will get the message that LOVE will be installing again and again in your HEART drive, have you seen that message?

C : Yes, is that mean the process have finished?

O : Yes, but remember, you only have the basic program and you need to start to connecting with other HEART to upgrade it.

C : Oooopss…! I got an error message, what do I have to do?

O : What is the message saying?

C : ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENT, what’s that mean?

O : Don’t worry, it’s common, that’s mean the LOVE program is set to be activated in external HEART drive but has not been activate yet in internal HEART drive, this is the complication of this program, but in non-technical term this is means that you must LOVE your machine before you LOVE others.

C : So, what do I need to do then?

O : Can you click the pull down directory called ENTRUST?

C : Yes, I can.

O : Good, now … select the files FORGAVEMYSELF.DOC, REALIZEDMY WEAKNESSES.TXT and export to directory MYHEART. These system will stricken the conflict files and will repair the error systems, you also need to empty the recycle bin to make sure that the error system won’t be running again.

C. Yes I have, heiii.... my HEART drive is filling with the new files; SMILE.MPG is active on my monitor, it’s a sign that PEACE.EXE and SATISFACTION.TXT have been copied into my HEART, is this normal?

O : Yes, sometimes for some people it takes time to downloaded. So you now have the LOVE software installed and activated in your HEART drive, one more important thing you have to do.

C : What is that..?

O: The LOVE software is a freeware, make sure you give them to people that you meet, they will share to other people and to other people and so on till you get it back.

C : Yes, I will and thank you very much for your help, and GOD BLESS.