Have you installed this software in your heart..? if you haven’t then please observe attentively the dialogue between the customer and the software operator.
I've got this from the discussion forum online that I have involved in 2003, unfortunately, I don't have the author's name as I only copy and paste it and kept it in my folder, and here is the dialogue that I have translated.
C : Hallo....!
O : Ya, Hallo..! can I help you?
C : I want to install the Love software, can you please tell me help me with the process?
O : Yes, of course with my pleasure, are you ready to do that?
C : Yes, but I don’t quite understand with the technical process, but I am ready to install it now, what do I have to do first?
O: The first step is to open your HEART drive, do you know where your HEART is?
C: Yes, but there are several programs are running at the moment, can I still install the software while these programs are running?
O: What programs are they?
C: Wait a moment..... and let me see what programs are active.
The programs that are running at the moment are:
BROKENHEARTED.EXE, REVENGE.EXE, HATE.COM, AND INFERIORITYCOMPLEX.EXE
O : Don’t worry, the LOVE Software will removed BROKENHEARTED.EXE from your operational system, and this program will remain in your memory, but it won’t be long because it struck down by other program. First, the LOVE software will strike out the INFERIORITYCOMPLEX.EXE with a module called SELFCONFIDENCE.EXE, however you must close the HATE.COM and REVENGE.EXE first, because those programs will make the LOVE software installation struggle to cope in the process and, can you close it?
C : I don’t know how to, can you please guide me…?
O : Of course, now go to the start menu then activate the FORGIVENESS.EXE, you must activate this all the time till the HATE.COM and REVENGE.EXE is removed.
C : Ok, …. I have, and the LOVE is starting to install automatically, is this normal?
O : Yes, and you will get the message that LOVE will be installing again and again in your HEART drive, have you seen that message?
C : Yes, is that mean the process have finished?
O : Yes, but remember, you only have the basic program and you need to start to connecting with other HEART to upgrade it.
C : Oooopss…! I got an error message, what do I have to do?
O : What is the message saying?
C : ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENT, what’s that mean?
O : Don’t worry, it’s common, that’s mean the LOVE program is set to be activated in external HEART drive but has not been activate yet in internal HEART drive, this is the complication of this program, but in non-technical term this is means that you must LOVE your machine before you LOVE others.
C : So, what do I need to do then?
O : Can you click the pull down directory called ENTRUST?
C : Yes, I can.
O : Good, now … select the files FORGAVEMYSELF.DOC, REALIZEDMY WEAKNESSES.TXT and export to directory MYHEART. These system will stricken the conflict files and will repair the error systems, you also need to empty the recycle bin to make sure that the error system won’t be running again.
C. Yes I have, heiii.... my HEART drive is filling with the new files; SMILE.MPG is active on my monitor, it’s a sign that PEACE.EXE and SATISFACTION.TXT have been copied into my HEART, is this normal?
O : Yes, sometimes for some people it takes time to downloaded. So you now have the LOVE software installed and activated in your HEART drive, one more important thing you have to do.
C : What is that..?
O: The LOVE software is a freeware, make sure you give them to people that you meet, they will share to other people and to other people and so on till you get it back.
C : Yes, I will and thank you very much for your help, and GOD BLESS.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
My Fear of Height
Height fear known as Acrophobia defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of heights or high levels" according to changethatsrightnow.com (2006)
Fear of height was really affecting my life, especially my leisure life, but the strange thing is I don’t have fear of flying with airplane.
I don’t quite remember when and how it started, as far as I can remember back to 6 or 7 years ago, when I was stay in one of the hotels in Singapore with my family.
We arrived in the evening and went straight to the hotel room which was a penthouse with a living room between the two bedrooms, I was fine until the morning when I woke up and walked to the living room and open the curtain …….look down…and my oh my, thinking where am I? how high it was, the cars look just like moving matches down there, my heart was beating very fast and start shaking, I just could not move at all, this is crazy….. I am ok with airplane and I’m only in the building but how come I scare to death like this?.
My fear of height developed further wherever I travel to places that involved height, I remember shouting at my daughter when she was going to the tower in Heidelberg castle, I disruptive the family trip in Paris only because I didn’t want to go up to the Eiffel tower, these made me determent to conquered the fear, but how? The only thing is to face and deal with this, I must try.
Recently, I went to Marbella, Spain for holiday, I struggled to enjoy the trip, unfortunately, most of the day trips involved going to inland which means driving up through the mountains with sharp bends and high cliff, the most horrifying moment when I went to Gibraltar, we drove a long the coast from Marbella to Gibraltar, this was excellent; no mountain to drive through, no sharp bends, no cliffs then come the terrifying moment; up to the Rock.
I didn’t want to go tour up the Rock, but everyone successfully persuaded me to go. For the first 10 minutes I was ok then we stop in the “Pillar of Hercules”, but as the bus slowly driving up the rock I looked down from the window and found myself shaking again, but still I said to myself to be calm this is nothing, nothing is gonna happen, the bus then stop in St. Michael cave, I went straight into the cave….. I feel safe, but then feel scared again as we climbed to more and more high I found struggle to calm myself down…. I was terrifying by the height we were nearly on the top where the great siege tunnel excavated in 1782/83 by the soldiers to get flanking fire open the forces that been besieging Gibraltar since 1779, I was impressed by the history of the tunnel but then I could not hide my fear as we came out of the tunnel and look down the ocean and the Spanish coast, beautiful…. but…. I just could not enjoy it, I was horrified by the height.
I would like to get over being scared of heights; I would like to eventually be able to walk on the high again.
Fear of height was really affecting my life, especially my leisure life, but the strange thing is I don’t have fear of flying with airplane.
I don’t quite remember when and how it started, as far as I can remember back to 6 or 7 years ago, when I was stay in one of the hotels in Singapore with my family.
We arrived in the evening and went straight to the hotel room which was a penthouse with a living room between the two bedrooms, I was fine until the morning when I woke up and walked to the living room and open the curtain …….look down…and my oh my, thinking where am I? how high it was, the cars look just like moving matches down there, my heart was beating very fast and start shaking, I just could not move at all, this is crazy….. I am ok with airplane and I’m only in the building but how come I scare to death like this?.
My fear of height developed further wherever I travel to places that involved height, I remember shouting at my daughter when she was going to the tower in Heidelberg castle, I disruptive the family trip in Paris only because I didn’t want to go up to the Eiffel tower, these made me determent to conquered the fear, but how? The only thing is to face and deal with this, I must try.
Recently, I went to Marbella, Spain for holiday, I struggled to enjoy the trip, unfortunately, most of the day trips involved going to inland which means driving up through the mountains with sharp bends and high cliff, the most horrifying moment when I went to Gibraltar, we drove a long the coast from Marbella to Gibraltar, this was excellent; no mountain to drive through, no sharp bends, no cliffs then come the terrifying moment; up to the Rock.
I didn’t want to go tour up the Rock, but everyone successfully persuaded me to go. For the first 10 minutes I was ok then we stop in the “Pillar of Hercules”, but as the bus slowly driving up the rock I looked down from the window and found myself shaking again, but still I said to myself to be calm this is nothing, nothing is gonna happen, the bus then stop in St. Michael cave, I went straight into the cave….. I feel safe, but then feel scared again as we climbed to more and more high I found struggle to calm myself down…. I was terrifying by the height we were nearly on the top where the great siege tunnel excavated in 1782/83 by the soldiers to get flanking fire open the forces that been besieging Gibraltar since 1779, I was impressed by the history of the tunnel but then I could not hide my fear as we came out of the tunnel and look down the ocean and the Spanish coast, beautiful…. but…. I just could not enjoy it, I was horrified by the height.
I would like to get over being scared of heights; I would like to eventually be able to walk on the high again.
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